Jerry Falwell Dies.

The Reverand Jerry Falwell has Died at Liberty Univ. less than an hour ago. He was 73.

To quote CNN:
Earlier today, Ron Godwin, the executive vice president of Falwell's Liberty University, had said Falwell was found unresponsive around 10:45 a.m. and taken to Lynchburg General Hospital. Godwin said he was not sure what caused the collapse, but said Falwell had "a history of heart challenges."

You know, I hope in his last seconds on Earth, were as fear filled and revealing how wrong he's been all these years.
I hope now that he's entered the eternal abyss of nothingness, he has enough conceousness, or had, before his existance was erased, to notice how the pearly gates are not there. That the shining kingdom of his 'Hevan" is non-existant, and that even the smell of brimstone and the sounds of screams can not comfort him.

His worthless existance has been extinguished. May the non-existance of his pathetic beliefs be enough torture for him, and if not, and there is in fact a hell, may he be forced to suck Satan's greasy cock for all eternity.

Not a pretty picture, eh?

Well, he was never a pretty picture.

"And I say unto ye, let praise and rejoice ring through the world. And let the masses sing out, in the name of normal sanity, "Ding, Dong, The Witch is Dead. Which ol' Witch? The Falwell Bitch. Ding, Dong, the Falwell Bitch is dead!

And it was good."

-Matt