Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Richard Nixon II!

Well, whodathunk it! With Bush's crime regime getting backed into a corner, and hearings ripping one criminal after another to shreds, the next action to further the impeachment of these imperialists has come to pass.

Underreported, but still true, is the Bush administrations ignoring of filed subpoenas against many of their top people. This "standoff" can only end two ways. And I'm going to word this in an open letter to President Bush. (which he will never read.)

Mr. President

As you no doubt have noticed, the congressional Democrats, who you so coyly said are "failing at their jobs" have begun proceedings that have no doubt caused your administration grievance. When you said on a seperate occasion "I always win", such the dogma of a tantrumous 2 year old, I doubt you would have ever dreamed of the day your precious rubber stamp thugs in the congress would have been ousted in such a way, replaced by your loyal opposition who for the most part, have gone pretty easy on you these past few months. Alas, these times must be difficult, sir. Having to fear the coming of the next morning, fearing new committees, new justices long overdue. And yet, through all this, you "valiantly" stood your ground against the questioning, hearings, and inquiries of the Democratic party. Taking the "I'm the most powerful part of the government role" to truly autocratic extremes. Surly your puppeteer Karl Rove has briefed you on that "quaint" little thing called checks and balances, but surly as you see things, those just mean bits of paper and scales. But here's the problem, Mr. President. When those "failing" Democrats offered a nifty little thing called a Subpoena to your ilk, and you decided to instigate this pathetic little standoff with them, you're really lining yourself up for your own destruction, sir. You see, while you were asleep during basic congressional law, sir, there's one little aspect to the whole process that you perhaps, forgot, or never learned in the process. Here's how things have worked, and are going to work from now until another man like to drags our great country into an Empire state. Step 1: You or someone in your administration does something wrong. Step 2: The Democrats learn about it and question you. Step 3: If you remain uncooperative, we offer you subpoenas.
And if you for some reason feel that you are above these subpoenas, as you obviously think you are, then we get to hold you, and your administration, in complete, and utter CONTEMPT OF CONGRESS And sadly for you, this is an not only an unavoidably impeachcable offence, but we haul you, Dick, Karl, and everybody else off to JAIL

So here's how it's going to work, George. You cooperate with us, or we, as democrats, are going to impeach your ass and throw you in jail, effectively destroying your thief presidency.

We hope you will make the right decision.

Sincerely,

-Matt